![]() Hello, UNICEF? Yes, I'd like to donate some of my immense riches. ![]() Hello, Bill Gates? Turns out I'm the richest guy in the world, because I have an adoring wife and a loving family. Stan: Oh, oh, that's fantastic, Francine. That makes you the richest man in the world. But those taste pretty sweet.įrancine: You have a stable job, and adoring wife, and a family that loves you. Smith? Con Heir Snot: Dude, she's got wrinkles! Steve: So do raisins. Stan: But I've already had braces, doctor! I've paid my dues! Dentist: Do we ever pay our dues, Mr. But you're a grinder, and you're getting braces. And that I could have mustered something other than "Papa, no!" before that shrieking monkey drove me from the room. And I only wish I had never known the sickly sweet scent of my father's love with that filthy fat gypsy. Stan: Braces? You've got to be kidding! Dentist: I only wish, Mr. No, you're a Class A grinder, meaning that you grind your teeth so fervently that you need braces. Now, I'm not talking about the sandwich grinder or the organ grinder you may find locked in sweaty coitus with your father one fateful afternoon in Rome. Smith, you're what we call in the business a Class A grinder. It's like a prison, except without the thrill of a daily cavity search. All About Steve Hayley: I promise I'll help you find a safe way to socialize with humans. Steve: Hey, maybe until Dad get better, I can clean the gutters. Boy, it's been a while since he's cleaned the gutters. He's probably frustrated he can't go to work, or mow the lawn, or clean the gutters. Francine: Steve, your father got hurt in a very tender place. Now why would you say that? Steve: Because I woke up this morning in the car, fully dressed. ![]() Steve: I don't think Dad likes having me around anymore. We have to burn the school to the ground! Francine: Stan! Stan: Fine, fine. A Smith in the Hand Stan: It's clear what must be done. Roger: Oh, and FYI, I'm punching a cow right now. You know that nuclear peace treaty you sent over? Well, listen to this. Steve: Hello, India? Yeah, it's Pakistan. What the hell is this? Roger: Metrosexual soccer icon David Beckham. Why are we folding napkins? Stan: Because there'll be food and my boss likes to wipe his mouth on swans. 9 Not Particularly Desperate Housewife īullocks to Stan Francine: It's just a CIA carnival. ![]()
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